Where am I ... and who are you...?

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Salad anyone...?

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Off to have some salad... ;)

What do a bus, a train and a desk have in common...?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

A Para ... what???

A Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.

I'll be posting a different one every day, so check back often.

Here's the first one - "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."